What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

Does being poor build better character than being born rich?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

What are the defining characteristics of woke liberals and conservatives in the United States?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

China's Tianwen 2 spacecraft sends home 1st photo as it heads for mysterious 'quasi-moon' asteroid - Space

-”Ah so!”

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

A misplaced MRI found a tumor on her spine. Doctors removed it through her eye in a first-of-its-kind surgery. - CBS News

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

How do I get a white man for a serious relationship?

Dr No

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Injuries force USMNT to make roster changes as the Gold Cup nears - The Washington Post

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

HBO and CNN owner Warner Bros Discovery to split in two - BBC

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

Goldfinger